Hilarious Headstones

Headstones that actually exist:

 Jackie Gleason: And away we go

 Spike Milligan: I told you so

 Mel Blanc: That’s All Folks!

 Merv Griffin: I will not be right back after this message

 Rodney Dangerfield: There goes the neighbourhood

 Dorothy Parker: Excuse my dust

Headstones we’d like to see:

 Greta Garbo: I want to be alone

 Rene Descartes: I thought, therefore I was

 Ed Sullivan: Goodnight everybody!

 Mae West: Why don’t you come down and see me sometime?

 Marie Antoinette: What I said was – let them eat cake AND ice cream

 Patrick Henry: Give me liberty or give me death

 Arnold Schwartzenegger: I’ll be back

 Jesus Christ: I’ll be back, too

 Alice Cooper: One of these days, Alice

 Shrek: Change is good, donkey

 Benito Mussolini: Why hang around any longer?

 Cool Hand Luke: What we had here was a failure to communicate

 Tom Waits: Tom Waits For No Man

 Yogi Berra: It Ain’t Over Till It’s Over

 Don Corleone: I got an offer I couldn’t refuse

 Frederich Nietzsche: God is dead and so am I

 Anthony Fauci: The Father of Social Distancing, Six Feet Under

Samuel Beckett: I’m still waiting

 Donald Trump: But enough about me

 Marcel Marceaux: